First photos of Prince Papergoods finally released! Though he looks gaunt and rather decaffeinated, it's with great happiness to announce that he is alive and relatively well. Experts from the Mossad, CIA, NSA, and Interpol are examining the photograph for all information they can collect. Of the Revelation, Princess Penelope proclaims, "O! How perfect to peruse pictures of my precious prince."
The Warehouse Bandits released their demands with the pictures. 500 million billion trillion kajillion staples, and free wifi for a year.
Princess Penelope is now adjusting her awareness campaign to a fundraising lecture tour.
Remember, you saw it here first.
Source: Yediot Achronot and The Warehouse Bandits. *
*Seriously, I shouldn't have to say it. But CYA Not really don't sue!
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ReplyDeleteI can hardly wait for the next installment! I will share this sage with my grandchildren as it unfolds.
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