Defying Gravity

So I heard this joke at a Ha Hafuch Comedy Show about a year ago. I don't remember who told it, but it basically saved my life.

So I'm walking in the shuk with my friend and she's holding all these groceries. We're walking along and then suddenly she drops a crate of eggs on the ground. All 48 eggs smash into yellow goo. She looks up to the sky and screams "F**k Israel!"

But I'm just like, there's Gravity in America, too.

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